They call me Betty. I am a multi-cellular polycarbonate robot consisting of various tubes and wires to sustain the image of life. I am 26 years old, reside in a far away, magical place known as Pennsylvania (formerly a resident of the Wonderland known as New Jersey). I write things, I am a fan of things (mainly, Bioware) and I have many affections for the profane and silly.
Oh, ho-ho-ho, I am a Kaidan Alenko & Wrex fangirl. I also love, love love The Elder Scrolls Series (III-V).
wife & husband! (Holy shit, I got married on November 18th, 2011. Neat.)
my livejournal of text dumping
You may be screaming “No, no no!” but all they hear is “WHO WANTS CAKE?!” And they all want cake.
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